Bentley is the Ultimate Dog
Bentley is a 5 year old Morkie, half Maltese and half Yorkshire terrier. He also goes by name "da wittle wittle" because he is little and cute. Bentley can additionally be called "crack dog" because he is always on crack. Bentley's favorite activities include the following:
Going on walks
Barking at the deer
Chasing the deer
Sticking his head out the window in the car
Chillin with our dad
Wizzing on every piece of grass imaginable
From a dominance standpoint, Bentley stands as one of the most dominant dogs relative to size. He has claimed lay to the entire East coast, all the way from Maine to Florida. This puts him in the upper 99.2% threshold for land claimed by all existing dogs in the United States. Relative to his size, Bentley stands in the upper 99.4% threshold for land claimed by small dogs [under 20lbs] in the United States as it is easier for small dogs to travel across the country. In order for Bentley to approach the true highest tier of dog dominance he must make his way West.
If you are not yet convinced of Bentley's superiority, here are some pictures to convince you.